List of all the jokes said by Arthur Fleck
As a kid, my mother would say, “You should enjoy it. One day you’ll have to work for a living.”
No, I won’t, ma. I’m going to me a comedian.
Hey, were you following me today?
I thought that was you. I was hoping you’d come in to rob the place.
I have a gun. I can come by tomorrow.
It’s funny, when I was a little boy and told people I was going to be a comedian, everyone laughed at me. Well, no one’s laughing now.
Arthur Fleck: Knock, knock.
Murray Franklin: Who’s there?
Arthur Fleck: It’s the police, ma’am. Your son’s been hit by a drunk driver, he’s dead.
Dr. Sally: Oh, no, no, no. No, you can’t joke about that.
Murray Franklin: Yeah, that’s not funny Arthur. That’s not the kind of humor we do on this show.
Arthur Fleck: Okay. Yeah, I’m sorry. It’s just, you know, it’s been a rough few weeks, Murray. Ever since I killed those three Wall Street guys.
What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash?
Answer : You get what you deserve!